Good riddance to you miserable week from hell! Thanks for reminding me at every turn what a ding-a-ling I am. Here’s just a couple of the super star moments from the week…AAA service guy got the party started and Kaiser got the last punch (I hope it’s the last, please say it’s the last). Was looking forward to our baby class tonight scheduled from 6:30-9:00 pm, 40 minute drive away, yeah that’s a late night for us (my blue hair is showing, isn’t it?). Got to the conference room where the class was being held and read the sign near the door that said “breastfeeding class.” Where’s the infant CPR/Keeping Baby Safe From Harm class? Oh of course, that’s NEXT month, we’re only 30 days early and 40 minutes from home in torrential rain. I totally have the energy to be schlepping this ginormous belly around for nuthin’. Good going Preggers!
To Do List:
1) Find antidote for debilitating Pregnant Brain Disorder.
2) Make millions from said antidote.
4) Own and operate a AAA franchise and Kaiser Foundation (who’s the ding-a-ling now, beotches?).
